Yuckiest beauty product ever!

[ 11 ] March 21, 2009 | Rah

OH MY GOD IT HAS HORSE PLACENTA AND YOU’RE SUPPOSED TO DRINK IT

Promotes cellular metabolism; works from deep within to produce a firm, moist complexion; contains 30,000 mg of 100% undiluted horse-origin placenta. Realizes luxuriantly beautiful skin.

Replenishes nourishment to physically fatigued or exhausted bodies. Having no overt aroma the fresh flavor is easy to drink.

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It’s bad enough that a product like this exists, but even worse that the black-label version with “placental material is harvested while the afterbirth is still potent” HAS COMPLETELY SOLD OUT.

You guys, this is so completely feral! Please tell me you think so too.

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  1. Ezmay says:

    So gross. Cant believe they thought saying it was 300 times more potent the pig placenta was a good selling point. So glad im not a beauty nut, who would seriously buy this stuff let alone drink it?

  2. Laura says:

    ewww, no way, I couldn’t bring myself to drinking that.

  3. Laura says:

    i’m with you girls – how seriously gross is that stuff? *shudder*

  4. Alicia says:

    Isn’t really any different than eating meat or liver or tongue, is it? *shrug*

    Then again I’m also a woman who has her placenta in her freezer so I don’t really find these things disgusting, lol.

    Alicia’s last blog post..This child is in trouble…

  5. Laura says:

    alicia, there’s no chance i could stomach liver or tongue, hence the placenta-fear!

  6. I’d rather have witches skin…. although I don’t (I’m totally radiant) and modest too. LOL.

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  7. Stormy says:

    I think I may vomit….blurk! :lol:

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  8. Naomi says:

    but … *horse* placenta?

  9. Barbara says:

    LMAO that is so funny and gross all at the same time. How do they come up with these things? Seriously, who sat there one day and thought “hmmm, I’m going to drink this and see what it does” LOL

  10. Caroline says:

    Reminds me of a CSI episode where women were being encouraged to drink their own urine to stop the visible signs of ageing.

  11. Laura says:

    i still feel sick at the thought of it. blurg!

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